Museums get a bad rap for
being stuffy or pretentious. Granted, some certainly are but the good ones
steer clear of that trap by not taking themselves too seriously. These are
the museums that happened by accident. One of the most famous Texas
roadside icon museums happened just like that. And like other great
museums, visitors leave with more questions than answers.
"Cockroaches have been around for 350 millions years,"
Michael Bohdan says, "and maybe we can learn from them.." Bohdan
instills an unusual sense of reassurance considering he wears a hat with
dead bugs on it. But when it comes to cockroaches he definitely knows his
stuff. After all, not only has he been killing them for several years, he’s
also the proprietor of the Cockroach
Hall of Fame Museum in Plano, TX.
The Cockroach Hall of Fame Museum is one of those smaller museums. In
fact the entire exhibit resides inside a glass case at the front of the
"Pest Shop," a Plano pest control firm. Bohdan, the self
proclaimed "Cockroach Dundee," owns the shop and may just be the
most famous exterminator ever. An innocent contest to find the biggest
Cockroach in Dallas led to his appearance on the Tonight Show with Johnny
Carson and from there it was a short trip to cockroach fame.
After several TV appearances, magazine articles, a book (What’s
Bugging You?: Michael Bohdan’s Guide to Home Pest Control) and
years of traveling the world, Bohdan’s Cockroach Hall of Fame continues
to bring in curious travelers from all over. Those visitors get an eyeful
of exhibits like "Liberoachie," "Marilyn Monroach" and
"Ross Peroach." These six legged celebrity impersonators are
refugees from Combat Roach Control sponsored "Best Dressed
Cockroach" contest which Bohdan spent years judging all over the
country.
Sadly the roach celebrities are, of course, deceased but a place like
the Hall of Fame won’t let you walk away without getting a gander at
some live specimens. Huge Madagascar Hissing Roaches have come
all the way from Africa to be the other stars of the museum. They creep.
They crawl. They hiss. What more could you want from your cockroach
experience? Ask nicely and maybe Bohdan will let you touch one. Ask even
nicer and maybe you won’t have to touch one.